We Can See You

With so many interruptions and even more problems, I was losing myself. I slid open the glass door and walked outside. I had no friends, no one to help me, no one to keep me focused. I set down my writing tablet and my decaf coffee on top some bills laying on the picnic table. I had to focus. With my the elbows firmly place on the picnic table I looked to the great beyond. I pondered my existence, feeling the radiation of the forlorn stars. They were like me, I thought, All of them. Questions sprung to my mind debating every possible reason I was alone. The main personality flaw had to be of my random fixation on “unimportant” instruments. When you think of an instrument, you probably think of a piano or a guitar. But I had chosen to spend thousands of dollars over the past three years learning pointless musical objects or whatever. I was starting to believe them too. These forlorn stars actually seemed clumped together, almost forming a constellation. And then, suddenly, started blinking sporadically. The farthest star on the left flashed once and then moved out of sight. The middle stars began to glow brighter. The stars surrounding flashed every other second. I was understanding what they were spelling, and saying. Strange. I quickly grabbed my notebook and started to write down my vision. We can see you. I read it over and over and over again, at least a hundred times. The stars continued to flash, my vision of the universe hadn’t ended. When I woke up I had several sheets full of words, with no fundamental meaning. After pouring a bowl of cereal and looking over the pages for one last time, my brain clicked. I grabbed all my silly instruments and for the next thirty hours played note after note, tune after tune, and chord after chord, trying to make sense of it all. I sat down after several coffees and hours without sleep, played my song for one last time. As if it were the end of my life, I remembered something my grandmother had said to me a long time ago.

When I’m gone, think of me as a star in the sky. Think of mom and dad as a star in the sky. Think of every person you have ever loved as a star in the sky, and although gone from this life, remember we’ll be watching and waiting for you.

We can see you, and we love you.

The Island’s Anchorman

So, here I am eighty years old. Almost a dead man, definetly a dead man walking. I was born here, raised here, and will die here, on this island. This (no word can properly explain how bad this island is) island is my home, and these people on this island have made my home a house. A (ugh, I still can’t think of a word to explain how bad it is) house I don’t want to be a part of.

There could be a zombie apocalypse, nuclear war, or whatever instance you can conjure in your mind that would make me stay on this island. Oh ya, I forgot. So you could say I’m the island’s anchorman. I report the upcoming weather, and update them on any news stories. The mailman flies out very early in the morning where he receives a single letter containing all the matters just mentioned. I don’t actually know who sends these letters, I just report the noteworthy news. I normally deliver the news at the island’s hottest joint, the pub.

One of these days I’m going to make a good excuse to leave this island. And as I soon escape the creeping claws of this island, I would surely die. Fate would have it so.

The end.

Road 44: The Road That Leads Nowhere

I’m the “mayor” of this island, sometimes I wish I had asked for more. But alas, one can dream. You may have heard of me from the Nightlight Scandal, which made every single politician in Washington a mere stepping stone. I,in fact, orchestrated the entire Nightlight Scandal. What is this, you’ve never heard about it? Yes, you would have heard about it but I took the easy way out – not the easiest way out,mind you, but certainly a very, very easy way out.

The Nightlight Scandal was actually a program that could climb through any,and I mean any, computer,OS, or data, and pull out anything about anyone. Think of it as a super advanced Google search on anyone that has ever posted online or had an article written about them on a website. Its primary use is to dig up ‘dirty’ secrets, for use of blackmail.

With such power over any one person, you have to ask, What do you do with it? Well, my mother once told me, with great power comes great responsibility. So instinctively I pulled up every dirty secret on every single politician in washington. I thought about doing the same for other countries, but I have smaller fish to fry for now. I loaded it all up on my hardrive and backed it up multiple times, now time to make some calls.

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First I set off many security systems all over the White House, this way when when I called with my list of demands they’d know I wasn’t playing around. I ran through my checklist (Ive always planned these things through carefully) West Wing-check, Oval Office-check, Cafeteria-check, hey, you have to have a sense of humor. All the systems shut down, causing the power to go out, it clicked on minutes later and I immediately dialed the White house phone, I thought about the oval office number but the president had probably already been evacuated.

Let’s paraphrase what ended up happening:

So I called, introduced myself as a British citizen (although I am not), and gave them my list of intents. And I intended to release everyone’s dirty little secrets, even the presidents. And, of course, I wanted to talk to the president myself. Although I was transferred to another phone, but the man who answered wasn’t the president, so I threatened him with immediate release of all confidential files that the FBI,CIA, or NSA had. He sternly replied with, we don’t negotiate with terrorists.

My reply? Oh, good sir, I’m not a terrorist, I just simply want everyone to know the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. But I’m willing to give it all up. For a beach house, see I didn’t exactly know what I wanted yet, so I just made it up as I went, The line was silent, he hasn’t hung up but he certainly wasn’t talking to me- or anyone. I figured I had been muted.

Two minutes later the president was on the line. He asked me about every tiny detail about the program I had made. And ended up offering me my own place to rule, and it came with a beach house! I ended up taking the offer and now am the winner of a beach house and mayorship on a tiny island. But hey, one can dream, and I dreamed small.

The end. And maybe just the beginning.

The Persistent Salesman

The persistent salesman never gives up, and absolutely never takes no for an answer. Because of this they come off as an annoying and rude person. A salesman also is hardworking and determined to do their job.

A salesman comes in many forms from a lemonade stand to a car dealership. A true salesman is recognized when they set up a lemonade stand in the middle of January when it is snowing and ten degrees below zero. A salesman is determined to get a sale, even if there is no demand. Another example of a salesman is an employee at the local car dealership. After an entire week of having no one even look at the cars in the dealership, a true salesman takes the card to the customer. They turn on the car and drive over to the local neighborhood to make a sale. After reaching a calm and quiet community, a salesman shows what their car can do. They put the top down and rev the engine, which in turn tears up the asphalt road. They do this until the entire neighborhood is outside and wondering, “what in the world are they doing?” The salesman states that this car could be theirs for over five hundred dollars a month for four years and after they would have to return the car to the dealership. Every person realizes what a scam the salesman is offering and goes back inside their houses. A true, determined salesman doesn’t take no for an answer, and is so hungry for a sale, the salesman returns to the dealership and buys the car for himself.

Road 1

“What is this place?”, I thought. I don’t remember anything before I woke up here on this island. In the weeks since I haven’t found anyone else, not even any animals. I don’t know why, but this island I am on is desolate. And the only memories I have are of me waking up and stumbling around this island.

Day 21-
For the past three weeks I’ve made some crude tools to cut coconuts off the palm trees. I used a spearhead I found in the sand and tied it to a stick to make an axe. I also found an apple tree by a small lake, this island is very strange. I’ve used some seeds from the apples to plant more apple trees and even made an irrigation system, so I’ve been busy. Somehow I managed to find a sac of goods including flint ands steel, a proper axe, and some other tools and goods.

Obviously someone had been here, at some point or another, but who? And why? I made a small fire pit on the beach and would lay by it all night for warmth. Sometimes I couldn’t fall asleep, I’d stay up trying to collect any memories I had before this island, but I didn’t have any.

Day 30-
A ship of some kind appeared on the ocean, hopefully they will sail over here. Tonight I’ll try to gather some wood to make a bonfire. If I’m lucky they’ll see the smoke and rescue me.  Progress on my apple orchard is going well. Still no trees, but these things don’t happen overnight, although I wish they did.

I’ve been thinking about life before this island. I must have existed before because I’m 1. Already aged to about 25 years, I don’t really know for sure because I can’t even remember my age. And 2. Already know the basic skills of an experienced farmers, maybe I was a farmer before appearing on this island, I don’t know its just a thought.

More coming, soon. Update: I think the ship spotted me, and since then has adjusted its course for my island, I think.

A few hours later –

Oh no, they have guns, and don’t look happy. Umm, goodbye.

A Short Story A Week

Despite my better knowledge I am putting time constraints on my writing. Ya ya ya, the first post (if you go back and look) says that I had a desire to post once a week. And I found that to be putrid (an underused word, I think). So I erased all my posts and started over. I posted a couple more times and then stopped for about four months (depends).

But now I really enjoy writing, even if it isn’t good writing! And I find writing shorter stories easier, considering I haven’t become a “professional” writer, who knows if I ever will be?!?! But none of that matters, why? Because writing is something I enjoy, so I am going to do it. And who knows, one day, in the dreary future, I will be submitting my first book to a publisher… to get it turned down. But one can hope, and others can dream, and few can.

-paulfy

The Passerby

Here on the island there are two famous people. One is the mayor, and the other is me. I am a mailman, a passerby of mail. I fly out each Monday and Friday in my uncle’s helicopter to get the mail. We use to use a boat, but my nephew is getting his flying license. So twice a week I risk my life with a terrible flier to do what? Get mail.

Every Monday we leave sharp at four thirty in the morning so all the farmers can get their mail. I know that its stupid, but hey, I’m the most famous man on the island. Most of the time they don’t get any mail at all, let alone bills. But I take every chance I can to get off that island.

That island is the worst of the worst, think of it as a sewer’s garbage. There is absolutely nothing good about this island. So I have decided to leave. Over thirty years as an united states postal worker and I’ve finally earned enough money to move away, far away.

I’m taking my dog, my cat, my bird, and my TV. I’m going to free my bird once we get to the mainland, a promise I had given him when I found his wing clipped. It’s okay now since he has fully recovered. My cat will go to my grandfather that is coming down to visit me from Danburry. I think I will keep my dog, who cares? This is all nonsense crap that I’m sure no one cares about.

The point is, I am finally leaving. And never. Never. Coming back.

Because I can’t.

The Mayor With The Most Power In The World

Prolouge

There once was a man of dark complexion married to the love of his life. He lived in the town of Danburry, England, and was Danbury’s mayor. Unlike many modern cities this town is only subject to one government, that of its town. This is a result of a legal ‘debt’ the king of England had to Philip Danbury centuries ago. The deal was that the city of Daburry would only ever be under the rule of a ‘native’ Danburry citizen.

Since Danburry is also a port, it is highly sought after because of the ability to bypass certain tariffs and embargoes. It’s a ‘money saver’ to many British companies, but only they see Danburry that way. Natives see it as the only place in the world for freedom. Me, the mayor? I don’t get it, any of it. Although none of the companies can actually become mayor, they can sure buy it. And I happen to be selling.

Ominous Pacipus

The raindrops were beating against the metal roof. The hail started to fall too. The storm had been active over a year on their little island. The ‘weatherman’ says that the storm should end any day now, but I don’t believe him.

“Storms like these are never over”, Sarah thought. “Just like hail they form bigger and bigger stones, and as soon as it forms, it pelts forward, tearing holes though everything in its path… I’m in its path, but I don’t want to move.”

I was home alone, bless my parents, and with the power out there was nothing to do but stare outside. A hailstone hit right outside my house, and then more started falling. One hit the window in my bedroom upstairs, but by now I was used to the destruction of hailstones so I wasn’t afraid.

Then one hit the family car, and made a huge dent in the rear of the car. Four more came flying from the sky and knocked out the windshield. I would have called my dad and told him how bad it was getting, but he wouldn’t be able to pick up because the telephone tower was knocked down.

I was sitting on the living room sofa looking out the window, and in a way the storm was beautiful. I don’t know why, but it was.

And then I stepped outside. One step at a time I walked into the heart of the storm. A hailstone flew around a tree and hit me square in the face, almost like someone had thrown it. Another striked me in my leg, and I fell over, clenching my leg. I sat alone. Crying. Waiting.

But no one came. By now three more hailstones hit in various spots on my body. I slowly got up. The hailstones were hitting with aim. Obviously someone was throwing it at me. I…

Another minute passed without getting hit by a hailstone. Maybe the person had left? I don’t know. Then I saw a car’s headlights approach me. I looked down, I was standing in the middle of the road, so I jumped to the side. The car drove past me, but as it did, I looked inside. My parents were in the car, and didn’t even see me.

You see my father is a, well was, a weatherman. Bit he lost his job years ago, same time when he got divorced. He was just an overall bad meteorologist. He incorrectly predicted the weather multiple once, and a kid got killed by lightning because of it. But none of that ‘matters anymore’ since dad has moved on with me to this new island. A year ago he got married again, and got a job as a cashier at the local store. He doesn’t ‘matter anymore’ now.

I screamed at them… telling them to stop and help me, but they didn’t. I asked myself what I was doing, and I didn’t know. Why don’t I just walk back to my cabin house. I’ve been walking straight, so I just have to turn around. But for a reason I can’t tell you, and never will tell you, I couldn’t go back.

And then one last hailstone fell from the sky. It curved around the tall redwood tree that i sometimes tried to climb, and hit me right on my temple. I was instantly killed.

Slowly and then all at once the storm dissipated. It lingered around the cabin and the town for a couple of days, and then left. And never. Never. Came back.

Boat

Amongst the several floating boats
There was a particularly large mote
They said don’t
Don’t

Point at the flairs
The tears
The tares
The ever few mares

Stares at me
Hones in one me
Have a celestial revelation

Gaze through the days
Long forgotten
The maze
Long forgotten

Run
Slide
Dive
Climb

Up the silver stairs
Through the mares
If you dare

And find the end
To your penultimate task
You take your flask
And don your mask